Stupid Cracker please meet EZ Cracker

Ok... perhaps my brain is truly starting to turn into mush from watching too much television. Maybe having Conan leave me was devastating. Maybe I'm undernourished and my brain cells have started to cannibalize each other.

You have got to be the laziest damned stupid person to need a product that CRACKS EGGS for you. Then, to throw in a device that pre-scrambles the eggs for you in the shell too.

Seriously, I worry for the future of this country sometimes.

https://www.ezcracker.com/

Check it out.

Then weep.

Isn't this the most 'white' thing you've ever seen? Seriously, how stupid are we as a culture. How much of a dumb white housewife do you need to be that you can't open an egg?

Not to insult competent housewives everywhere, of course.

Egads.